Like seriously.
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cramp:

i don’t laugh anymore, i just acknowledge humour

atlanticcoastprep:

Scott disick is my favorite kardashian

oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

I freaking love her!!! Lmao one of the best calls ever!!
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squided:

diamoncls:

yourwaifu:

thala55o:

mac and cheese

what?

mac and cheese

That’s an egg

lanashiftdelrey:

when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it

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Good God, Yes.

fuckinq:

"can you stop clicking your pen"

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sniffing:

sam pepper made some shitty video trying to explain how his “fake hand pinching butts” prank was staged and meant to send a message about sexual harassment when its not even the first time he posts really shitty and inappropriate pranks on his youtube channel and it has me mind blown that he spent so much time making a bullshit excuse and justifying his actions instead of apologizing for them what a piece of trash

illkim:

Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.

cravings:

"go outside"

"ok"

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trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not